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RELATIVE PANELS IS A THEME BY THE nth DOCTOR

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I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which had not something to say upon woman’s inconstancy. Songs and proverbs, all talk of woman’s fickleness. But perhaps you will say, these were all written by men.

Perhaps I shall. Yes, yes, if you please, no reference to examples in books. Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.
— Austen, Jane. Persuasion. (via candidlycara)

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…um: because it’s funny?

…um: because it’s funny?

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Awesome. This is gonna suck.

Awesome. This is gonna suck.

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squarlo:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

go go the weapon go 

squarlo:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

go go the weapon go 

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

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LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

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frizzylizzy13:

ellyion:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

canyoushipit:

darkxbunnyprincess:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

Did you guys seriously not read this growing up?

"grades 1-3" this shit fucked me up

I’ve been looking for this!

Whoa shit. I apparently had completely repressed this entire book. So thanks, everyone, for reminding me.

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you doing at university?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you leave uni?"

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wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

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